Now Playing Tracks

27teacups: Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteenWhen he installed a strange game on his machineDesigned to play in a world forseenGonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave Strider When the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quitHe and Rose figured they could just replay itThere was a great gold flash, everything got changedThere was stuff from the Game now in his brain Davesprite, Davesprite When he first woke up he realized He had amber hair and tangerine eyesHe could phase through walls, disappear and fly!He was much less mainstream than the other guy. It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do:He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been throughHe’s here to fight for me and you!  Gonna fix it all because he is Dave StriderGonna fix it all because he is Dave StriderGonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Zoom

27teacups:

Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteen
When he installed a strange game on his machine
Designed to play in a world forseen

Gonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave Strider

When the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quit
He and Rose figured they could just replay it
There was a great gold flash, everything got changed
There was stuff from the Game now in his brain

Davesprite, Davesprite

When he first woke up he realized 
He had amber hair and tangerine eyes
He could phase through walls, disappear and fly!
He was much less mainstream than the other guy.

It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do:
He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been through
He’s here to fight for me and you! 

Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

image

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

(Source: awaken-the-sirens)

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

image

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union